Step your status game up, share these…
20 Silly Facebook Statuses:
- Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven’t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
- We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
- If you ever disappeared while hiking, I’d remain with the search party at least until it started raining.
- If you were a cupcake, I’d definitely eat you. And, then I’d feel really guilty, knowing that I ate the best cupcake in the world. And, obviously, that I ate my friend, as well.
- True love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.
- Take out the trash?
Nah, I’ll just push it down with more trash.
- That awkward moment when your internet goes down and you don’t know what to do with your life.
- I can’t imagine my life without you. And I have a very active imagination, so I should totally be able to do it. But I can’t.
- Pringles: The only chip company that doesn’t sell air.
- Think of a number between 1 and 10. Add your area code. Subtract your age. Add some common sense. What are you even doing with your life?
- One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
- If there is any time to pay attention, it is while typing “grandfather clocks” into an image search.
- Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
- Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival.
- I hear what you’re saying, but I can’t say what I’m hearing.
- I need me some adult light up shoes!
- Why don’t homeless people just use their credit cards like the rest of us?
- I know we’re smarter than dogs, but whenever I hear them bark for no reason I’m positive they know more than I do.
- “It’s impossible.” said pride. “It’s risky.” said experience. “It’s pointless.” said reason. “Give it a try.” whispered the heart.
- There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
Funny Waiter Does Amazing Voice Trick…
That was phenomenal. How does he do that?!? Amazing! Share if you enjoyed.