WTF KittEh, Best Dog Tricks, and Popular Status Updates

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20 Popular Facebook Statuses:

  1. Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, “I had no idea it was your birthday!”
  2. Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
  3. Bandaids come in two varieties. The kind that won’t stay on and the kind that won’t come off.
  4. What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don’t have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you.
  5. How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.
  6. Nothing says “I probably don’t have a mode of transportation” like being the dude hugging another dude on the back of a Harley.
  7. I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
  8. The more selfies = The more crazy.
  9. I need to unbutton my pants just thinking about how much I’m going to eat this week.
  10. Making mistakes does not mean you’re a failure. It just means you’re trying and learning in life.
  11. I don’t have health insurance, but I do have car insurance. So whenever I get sick I just go crash my car into a tree.
  12. You know what I just realized? This is the last school year that all students in high school will be from the 90’s.
  13. I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.
  14. Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start.
  15. If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison.
  16. Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.
  17. My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
  18. No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
  19. The ugliness of your heart will always shift to your face.
  20. Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open.

 Yesterdays Status Updates…

WTF KittEhh

wtf kittehhh

Always there… looking & judging. Judging & looking. (via imgur)

Best Dog Tricks (EVER!)


Those were both adorable and useful 🙂 Well done, pup! You’re officially our featured puppy of the day!

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