Funny Status Updates for Facebook on Thursday

The weekend is just around the corner!  Stay happy, enjoy life and enjoy the rest of the week.  Make sure to stop by tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up.

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • How is lindsay lohan ever gonna find a good woman when she is jail? wait……. this might just work out.
  • Smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
  • After all these years, I’m surprised nobody at CSI has found the light switch in their office.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • I don’t take compliments well. Or criticism. You know what, just don’t talk to me.
  • It is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”  I’m talking to you Twi-hards & Beliebers.
  • “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” – George Carlin
  • Two peanuts walk into a bar.
    One was a salted.
  • The lights were too bright in the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
  • Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Funny Picture to Post:

Ridiculous, simply ridiculous!  Imagine if you looked in your mirror and saw that 🙂
Here is another funny picture to post:
Silly Animal, Gestures are for Humans.
Video of the day:
Now don’t you want to get a Hamster? 🙂   Alright folks that is it for today.  Please join us tomorrow for the always laughable weekend wrap-up.  Thank You!