World Famous Weekend WrapUp

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Congratulations are in order, you survived the week!  Welcome to the weekend wrap-up.  Here,  you deserve some funny status updates…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  • I just googled cleveland & google said no matches found the city has disappeared
  • Anyone who starts a sentence “With all due respect…” is about to insult you.  (from our FB Fan Page)
  • All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
  • I asked the teller at my bank to supersize my order. Apparently, banks aren’t full of would-be comedians.
  • Zombies love getting caught outside in a brainstorm.
  • I can handle pain until it hurts.
  • I’ll tell you what’s a touchy subject.. Braille.
  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Funny Picture to Post:

The old invisible bike trick aye?

Here is another funny pic to post:

Reminder, only you can prevent forest fires!!! Be Careful when you’re camping folks!

Funny video to post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8N0zq0q5s4[/youtube]

Poor guy!  Alright folks well enjoy your weekend 🙂 we will see you on Monday! If you need more funny content to post to FB join our FB Fan Page or download the iPhone App. PEACE!