Funny Bone Monday

Thanks for stopping in.  Here is all the hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to your Facebook and help get you through an otherwise boring week…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • She blinded me with science. By science, I mean pepper spray.
  • ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ (Download our iPhone App to use cool symbols like this!)
  • The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
  • Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
  • If scent is a coat that you wear all day, wear one with sturdy tailoring and buttons made from sharks’ teeth.
  • I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.  (From our updated frequently FB Fan Page)
  • Just like in mathematics, pie has a considerable bearing on my circumference.
  • I quit smoking cold turkey. The feathers were making me gag.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Funny Picture to Post:
How twins are made 🙂
Funny Video to Post:
Classic Chuck Norris!
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