Welcome back friends. The bad news is, it’s only Tuesday. The good news is we have tons of funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook & Twitter on this Tuesday!
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals.
- ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
- Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. (From our updated frequently FB Fan Page)
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole.
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