Ah No, it’s Tuesday!

Welcome back friends.  The bad news is, it’s only Tuesday.  The good news is we have tons of funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook & Twitter on this Tuesday!

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said “u r next” They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals.
  • ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
  • A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
  • Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
  • Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. (From our updated frequently FB Fan Page)
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole.
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Too cute!  What a smart little boy 🙂   Alright folks that is it for today.  Please stop in tomorrow for the always fun mid-week status updates!  oin our FB Fan Page & Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by, see ya tomorrow folks!