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Funny Status Updates for Facebook
When I handwrite an entire page it looks like I’ve had a stroke by paragraph two.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Part of the Top 100 Funny Status Updates on our iPhone App)
- Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
- You can’t be late until you show up.
- All I want is to find a nice person to hang out with until I drop dead. Not a lot to ask. (From our updated frequently FB Fan Page)
- If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
- Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
The best UFO spotters know the secret. First, you’ve got to believe. And second, you have to be drunk.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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