The Splendid Weekend Wrap-Up

Welcome to the Splendid Weekend Wrap-Up where we give you an overdose of hilarious content to post to your Facebook/Twitter & share with your social “friends”.  Here you go amigos…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  •  ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ (Download our iPhone App to use cool symbols like this!)
  • “Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.” – Ethel Mumford
  • Complain: To explain your pain for no gain.
  • ‘Kidnapping’ is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as ‘surprise adoption’.
  • One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her “you cooked it, you take it out”. -Rodney Dangerfield
  • I did not wake up this morning. I came to.
  • Of course I’m out of my mind. It’s dark and scary in there.
  • Ear hair is God’s way of telling you it’s time to buy a sports car.
  • Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
  • You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
  • Why do guys cheat on the most gorgeous woman with the ugliest creature?
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Funny Picture to Post:
Playing Chess on a RollerCoaster and if that wasn’t enough…
Playing Jenga on a Rollercoaster, now that is just absolutely ridiculous!!!
Funny Video to Post:
Who doesn’t love that Old Spice Guy?!?!  And a remix, instant Classic!  Alright folks, that is it for this weekend.  Cya Monday with more hilarious pics, vids, and status updates to post to your Facebook 🙂   Thanks for stopping in!  As always, if you need more funny status updates , pics, and vids simply, Join our FB Fan Page & Download our 4-star Rated iPhone App.