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- The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- The love of your life is just like the police: They’re never around when you need them the most.
- It’s always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you’ve been waiting for…. “Your order’s ready.”
- I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my idenity, they will inevitably improve my credit score.
- Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? “It’s open.”
- No smartphones for my kids. They need to suffer years of fleeting, awkward eye contact with strangers like I did.
- It never feels right cursing in front of your parents.
- Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- It’s too hot for covers, but I can’t sleep without the feeling of them on me.
- Single as a dollar and not looking for change.
- Sometimes you expect more, because you would do that much for them.
- I’m young. I text at the speed of light, listen to my music too loud, roll my eyes, fall in love easily, and get my heart broken.
- I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m fat and I can’t run for more than 2 minutes.
- Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Keys, Wallet, Phone: Three things I’m happy to see after a night of drinking.
This Cat Just Sits & Plots All Day Long:
What exactly is he plotting? I don’t know but, he sure looks great doing it. Ask your FB Friends what they think he’s plotting for some hilarious answers!
Squirrel Video That Doesn’t Disappoint (Wait For It!)
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