Pumpkin Man, Birthday Doggie, and Clever Status Posts

Make your weekend fun, share one of these…

Clever Facebook Status Ideas:

  • My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • The only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury.
  • I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
  • Presidents are really only in office for three years. The last year is spent campaigning for the next election.
  • So many good trailers; so few good movies.
  • Somebody needs to invent an alarm clock that releases the smell of bacon.
  • It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver’s seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
  • Taking soap and shampoo from hotels doesn’t make me cheap. Regifting them does.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Just saw a tractor trailer on its side nursing a litter of smart cars.
  • Girls who say “alot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that cheap things always attract many customers.
  • Whenever someone says they did something, “like a boss,” I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
  • There is nothing more unconditional than the love given by a child who is trying to get ungrounded.
  • Starbucks at 8am closely resembles the waiting room at a methadone clinic.
  • If I ever put stuff in storage I’m going to write “gold bars” and “priceless memorabilia” on the boxes just to mess with storage wars. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When I see a cute couple making out I yell, ” I knew you’re seeing somebody else!” and run crying.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Crazy Pumpkin Man:

Crazy Pumpkin Man

That is a very creative pumpkin carving setup there. I don’t know about you all, but, I can’t wait for Halloween! Start the Halloween season off right by sharing this video across your networks.

Birthday Doggie:

That dog sure does hate balloons for some reason 🙂 That was a fun and colorful video. Perfect for the weekend and to cheer up someones day on Facebook. Or, maybe make someones Birthday even better!

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