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Great Status Update Ideas for Facebook:
- Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook.
- You’ll never see me on Hoarders because I can’t afford that much crap.
- I offer people food and secretly hope they don’t want it.
- Some of life’s best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
- You know how you smack your appliances when they’re broken and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.
- How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Instead of yelling, I just say “Caps Lock” and then speak at a normal volume.
- Most people don’t realize this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
- Everyone has that one friend who insists on messaging you every time they see you on Facebook.
- I’d like to have a child one day. Two days, tops.
- Everybody hates that couple being obnoxious in the library.
- When you say the word “poop” your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. The same can be said for the phrase, “explosive diarrhea.” (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Smart phones, smart cars, smart everything… Where are all the smart people?
She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…
Where in the world did that guy get so many fireworks in the first place?!?! A little scary and a little awesome. Click your mouse on that picture and select “CLICK HERE TO SHARE” for one-click posting direct to your Facebook newsfeed. You can expect some pretty good comments on this one considering 4th of July is just around the corner.
Usain Bolt takes out a girl trying to give him flowers…
Did anyone ever point out that his name is USAin Bolt? Well allow us to be the first 🙂 That guy is a stud and he’s going to dominate the Olympics. This video just proves he’s an unstoppable force to be reckoned with!