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Best Status Updates from Facebook this week:
- Facebook needs a “drama of the day” section in my news feed. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The Worst: Sitting in the theater, about to watch a movie, then BAM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
- Shout out to salt, the most delicious of all rocks.
- It is hard to accept the truth once the lies you were told were exactly what you wanted to hear.
- *Browsing Facebook* *See’s bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good…
- Love is something that takes constant work, but when that love is true, you will have no choice in the matter.
- Facebook: Helping you acknowledge the existence of people you had been successfully ignoring for years.
- When you’re a kid, “I’m going to tell your mom” is the scariest sentence ever. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- There are Cookies inside my computer?
- Dog’s Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today… He just yelled at me.
- Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you!
- Anyone ever remember that one time, before Facebook and Twitter, when we all went outside and did stuff?
- I was the kid that would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
- Is it considered drinking alone if you’re on Facebook? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The biggest lie I tell myself: I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.
Just a puppy pool party:
This cat loves to be thrown onto the bed…
Good ole flying kitty! I think everyone can appreciate that cuteness. Share this adorably funny and cute cat video with your Facebook friends for guaranteed likes and comments.
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