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Facebook Status Jokes for your enjoyment:
- Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I like that 1 Rap song where they talk about how much money they have.
- Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They don’t answer.
- When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bitch.”
- If I had $100 for every time I read something interesting on my Facebook feed, I’d be poor.
- The longer I sit in a drive-thru, the more pennies I pay with.
- Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.
- Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
- “wow…that’s crazy” = I haven’t been listening to a word you’re saying.
- We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
- Just read a really good book on how to improve our memory but I forgot the title.
- That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
- That awkward moment when someone’s comment on your status has more likes than your actual status. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99
Now, this is just one crazy water-slide…
Wow, could you imagine going down that thing?!?! Share this crazy brazilian water-slide with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this craziness. Instant LIKEs & comments will surely follow.
EPIC Dance Video…
Talk about a “feel good video” that was ah-mah-zing!