Extend your weekend, share these…
Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend:
- Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing… Matt Damon as Robin.
- Great Achievements Involve Great Risk.
- May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
- Dear girls, If a guy pauses a video game to text you back…marry him.
- Life Truth: It’s impossible to order at Subway without saying “ummm”.
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- If someone texts “K”, just reply with “L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”.
- The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
- Life is Hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
- No medicine, you are not “grape flavored”. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
- Stop scrolling, you need sleep ✋