Fashionable Pup, Mimic Howling, and Status Updates for the Weekend

Extend your weekend, share these…

Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend:

  1. Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing… Matt Damon as Robin.
  2. Great Achievements Involve Great Risk.
  3. May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
  4. Dear girls, If a guy pauses a video game to text you back…marry him.
  5. Life Truth: It’s impossible to order at Subway without saying “ummm”.
  6. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  7. If someone texts “K”, just reply with “L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”.
  8. The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.
  9. Life is Hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
  10. No medicine, you are not “grape flavored”. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
  11. Stop scrolling, you need sleep ‚úč