SpongeBob, KittEh Wink, and Monday Statuses

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Status Updates for Monday:

  1. Life is short. Play with your dog.
  2. My favorite thing to do is nothing.
  3. I’m amazing at winning fake arguments in my head.
  4. Evidently the purpose of my existence is to prove an awkward moment can last for an entire lifetime.
  5. Live life to express, not to impress.
  6. Sarcasm. Because beating the crap out of people is apparently illegal.
  7. Facebook is the reason why I stay up at night.
  8. The best memories come from bad ideas.
  9. I have a condition which prevents me from going on a diet…it’s called hunger.
  10. MY attitude is based on how YOU treat ME.
  11. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  12. Homework? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
  13. Women, wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a new-born calf.
  14. That awkward moment when you walk into a room and you don’t remember why.
  15. I want WiFi everywhere.
  16. You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn’t do it until the night before.
  17. “I need to stop,” I whispered as I clicked next episode.
  18. OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9…
  19. I believe in hate at first sight.
  20. “Your friend is hot” story of my life.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

KittEhhh Wink…

Kitty Wink KittEhh

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