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Status Updates for Monday:
- Life is short. Play with your dog.
- My favorite thing to do is nothing.
- I’m amazing at winning fake arguments in my head.
- Evidently the purpose of my existence is to prove an awkward moment can last for an entire lifetime.
- Live life to express, not to impress.
- Sarcasm. Because beating the crap out of people is apparently illegal.
- Facebook is the reason why I stay up at night.
- The best memories come from bad ideas.
- I have a condition which prevents me from going on a diet…it’s called hunger.
- MY attitude is based on how YOU treat ME.
- If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
- Homework? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
- Women, wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a new-born calf.
- That awkward moment when you walk into a room and you don’t remember why.
- I want WiFi everywhere.
- You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn’t do it until the night before.
- “I need to stop,” I whispered as I clicked next episode.
- OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9…
- I believe in hate at first sight.
- “Your friend is hot” story of my life.
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