Step your status game up, share these…
Silly Statuses for Facebook:
- I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
- Every-time I leave the house: ✔Phone ✔Wallet ✔Keys
- If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.
- People aren’t against you; they are for themselves.
- Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
- See someone you know in a store….. “WHAT’S UP MAN!!” Walk around and see them again….. Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time…. Avoid all eye contact.
- Sometimes it takes someone else to believe in you, to finally believe in yourself.
- Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
- Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.
- That awkward moment when you’re answering a test question and the answer is so obvious you actually begin to doubt yourself.
- Sorry, I’m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
- I’d rather look back at my past and say, “I can’t believe I did that!” instead of saying “I wish I did that.”
- The best nights are usually unplanned, random, and spontaneous.
- All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
- Time to put on those clothes and pretend to be a real person.
- We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.
- If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
- My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
- Isn’t it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life.
- That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance.
Ever feel this way in a dream before? I know I have! Feel free to share.
Flight Attendant Prank on Southwest Airlines:
Thank goodness that was Southwest Airlines where they can actually take a joke 🙂 Please don’t try this, folks 😛