Falling Kitty, Flight Attendant Prank, and Silly Statuses

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Silly Statuses for Facebook:

  1. I wish electronics would scream a little bit when you unplugged them.
  2. Every-time I leave the house: ✔Phone ✔Wallet ✔Keys
  3. If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.
  4. People aren’t against you; they are for themselves.
  5. Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
  6. See someone you know in a store….. “WHAT’S UP MAN!!” Walk around and see them again….. Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time…. Avoid all eye contact.
  7. Sometimes it takes someone else to believe in you, to finally believe in yourself.
  8. Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
  9. Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.
  10. That awkward moment when you’re answering a test question and the answer is so obvious you actually begin to doubt yourself.
  11. Sorry, I’m not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
  12. I’d rather look back at my past and say, “I can’t believe I did that!” instead of saying “I wish I did that.”
  13. The best nights are usually unplanned, random, and spontaneous.
  14. All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
  15. Time to put on those clothes and pretend to be a real person.
  16. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.
  17. If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
  18. My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
  19. Isn’t it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life.
  20. That awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance.

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Falling KitteHhhhh:

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Ever feel this way in a dream before? I know I have! Feel free to share.

Flight Attendant Prank on Southwest Airlines:

Thank goodness that was Southwest Airlines where they can actually take a joke 🙂 Please don’t try this, folks 😛

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