Fast Internet, Jason Mraz, and Cool Status Posts

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Cool Facebook Status Posts:

  1. Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
  2. Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your profile like everyday just to check on you?
  3. Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
  4. If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it’s about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.
  5. The only color I judge people by is the color of their teeth.
  6. College, I really miss you.
  7. Have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different.
  8. When you’re in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think “They’re killing my family, and I’ll have to fight the attacker naked…”
  9. Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
  10. Mirror: “You look cute today”. Camera: “Lol, no”. Instagram filters: “I got chu”
  11. The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by “the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing.”
  12. Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
  13. I still think 1990 was 10 years ago.
  14. Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.
  15. I’m a bitch? You’re a bitch. Your mom’s a bitch for having a bitch, your dad’s a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who’s the bitch? Bitch.
  16. Reasons why I stop replying: 1) I’m busy. 2) You’re boring. 3) I’m mad. 4) You replied with one word. 5) I’m on Instagram. 6) I’m eating.
  17. Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
  18. I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.
  19. “Dammit I’m mad” is the same if you spell it backwards.
  20. Once a year I do cardio, the other 364 days of the year I do couch squats.

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That lil’ guy is BLAZING fast internet 🙂 just can’t stop staring at him for some random reason.

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