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20 Super Creative Facebook Statuses:
- ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Hungry
- The last 2 days before the weekend are always the toughest.
- I don’t recall any fairy tale romances that involve a drunk princess giving it up to a prince she met at the club on the first night.
- West Virginia is like regular Virginia except it thinks Beyonce had the greatest video of all time.
- Now that their secret is out are we just going to call them ‘The Service’?
- If history repeats itself, I’m totally getting a dinosaur.
- I am super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
- Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
- We should hang out and stare at our phones.
- I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
- If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
- Give me ALL THE COFFEE.
- Everyone is normal. Until you get to know them.
- My body is in Thursday but my mind is in Friday.
- I either read for 4 hours straight or don’t read for 5 months. There is no in between.
- Looks and money don’t last, but someone who makes you laugh is forever.
- Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you’re a terrible person and had it coming.
- I love when people find me as funny as I find myself.
- Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
- Pay day becomes far less exciting after you pay your bills 🙁
And, on that day… a very valuable lesson was learned.
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