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20 Inappropriate Facebook Statuses:
- People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
- My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
- People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I’m allowed to raise my cat however I want.
- Never forget that we live in a world in which it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract.
- I better get some sleep. These spiders aren’t going to eat themselves.
- Million dollar idea: Pay-per-view knife fight between Wendy’s commercial girl and Flo from Progressive.
- When I try to skip the previews on a Bluray, and it’s like “That is not an option.” I whisper “You’re a machine. You’ll never know love.”
- I’m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
- I love the “I’ve missed you so much” hug.
- Long story short, I love summaries.
- Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
- The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
- What if air is just a poisonous gas that takes about 80 years to kill us?
- One of the greatest things about owning a dog is how happy they are to see you even though you just stepped out of the house for 30 seconds.
- “Jesus loves you.” A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
- Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for ‘friend.’
- I’m a problem that you’d be glad to have.
- It used to bother me that I didn’t fit in. Now I smile at all those miserable people who do.
- Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
- It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
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