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If anything is used to its full potential, it will break. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni.
- Today I’ve decided to rename things in the office to start with “i” like Apple. There’s iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday…
- They say you should live in the moment. Can I pick another moment?
- Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you’re talking Facebook.
- Sailors drink beer by the galleon.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
- “Ooh fun, I have an email!” – me, forgetting about the email I sent myself NOT ONE SECOND AGO
- Just once I’d like the chip on someone’s shoulder to be a Pringle.
- Went to “The Social Network.” I ran into people I didn’t like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.
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