Enjoy the weekend folks. Make every second of it last by sharing some laughs with your Facebook friends by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
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It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I think I’ve finally perfected the art of silent criticism, though you wouldn’t know it.
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It takes 250,001 Americans to screw in a lightbulb. 1 to do it..and 250,000 to debate if it was politically correct.
- Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
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If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.
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I’m not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management.
- One of the most dreaded things to hear at the end of your work day is, “Oh good, you’re still here…”
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If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
- I’ve been eating healthier. By that I mean I’ve stopped cooking.
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If I was rich, I’d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
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A pie in the face will bring joy to anyone’s day… except for the person it happens to! Have a good safe weekend and type your favorite statuses in the comments! If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App