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If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names.
- Shrink; “You’re using alcohol as a crutch.” Patient; “Oh, yeah? Then how come I always fall down when I’m drunk?”
- Procrastinator’s Creed: Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Algebra was easy for the Romans because “X” was always 10.
- Power’s out at the mall. I’m stuck on the escalator. Send help! Sent from my SmartPhone.
- We have ways of making you talk. What we really need is a way of making you shut up.
- I wish it was called male pattern badness.
- A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat.” I don’t doubt it, given the crap my boss sends us in email.
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
The word “muffin” was invented so people wouldn’t feel guilty about eating cake for breakfast.
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