Dubstep Robot, Celebrity Dogs, & Smart Statuses

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Smart Facebook Status Updates that will make them go hmmmmmmm:

  • Marriage is a contractually binding agreement where by two people are forced to like each others Facebook statuses. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I think its time to be realistic. No more ‘LOL’ We’re never really laughing. So from now on its ‘NTN’ *Noise Through Nose*
  • Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
  • My final decision is… Maybe.
  • I’m not a schizophrenic. Neither am I.
  • I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
  • The awkward moment when you’re looking for something and it was in your hand or right in front of you the whole time.
  • LIKE IF you read someones text messages and can hear exactly how they would say it.
  • When it comes to helping you, lots of people literally stop at nothing.
  • If ants are so busy, why do they go to so many picnics?
  • I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
  • LIKE if you do this :: *Wrong password.* “OMG SOMEONE HAS HACKED ME! “Oh, it’s on caps lock… (157+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Hey Facebook Friends, what’s the best gym to pretend that you go to?
  • Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.
  • Don’t you hate the way the sun goes down just when you need it the most?
  • I hear the type of car you drive reflects your personality. Well, I have no car.
  • If bars can say no to drunk people why won’t McDonalds say no to fat people?
  • Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When you hear your own voice recorded and think…”omg I sound horrible..”

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

The William H Macy celebrity look-alike Dog:

William H Macy Dog

Your Facebook Mates will get a kick out of that one 🙂 Who doesn’t love William H Macy and dogs?

Legit Dubstep Robot Dance:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM[/youtube]

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