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Smart Facebook Status Updates that will make them go hmmmmmmm:
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Marriage is a contractually binding agreement where by two people are forced to like each others Facebook statuses. (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
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I think its time to be realistic. No more ‘LOL’ We’re never really laughing. So from now on its ‘NTN’ *Noise Through Nose*
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Forgive me now. Tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
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My final decision is… Maybe.
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I’m not a schizophrenic. Neither am I.
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I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
- The awkward moment when you’re looking for something and it was in your hand or right in front of you the whole time.
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LIKE IF you read someones text messages and can hear exactly how they would say it.
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When it comes to helping you, lots of people literally stop at nothing.
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If ants are so busy, why do they go to so many picnics?
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I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
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LIKE if you do this :: *Wrong password.* “OMG SOMEONE HAS HACKED ME! “Oh, it’s on caps lock… (157+Likes in 13 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Hey Facebook Friends, what’s the best gym to pretend that you go to?
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Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.
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Don’t you hate the way the sun goes down just when you need it the most?
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I hear the type of car you drive reflects your personality. Well, I have no car.
- If bars can say no to drunk people why won’t McDonalds say no to fat people?
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Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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When you hear your own voice recorded and think…”omg I sound horrible..”
The William H Macy celebrity look-alike Dog:
Your Facebook Mates will get a kick out of that one 🙂 Who doesn’t love William H Macy and dogs?
Legit Dubstep Robot Dance:
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