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When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
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Appearances aren’t everything. It just looks like they are.
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If George Washington never told a lie, how did he get to be president?
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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
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Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck.
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The only time it’s cool to yell “I have diarrhea!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.
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Schizophrenia is not a laughing matter. Yes, it is.
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Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set!
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I don’t need a brain… I have a little thing called “Google”
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“Mommmmmm, can I”….”NO!”….”Dadddddd, can I”…”Yeah sure, whatever”
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B.R.B. = [B]ath [R]oom [B]reak
- I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face. (197+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress.
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I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
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It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
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You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
- Problem with girls; they love someone too much. Problem with boys; they let go too easily.
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
- Before I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen.
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
Ewok Doggies:
Ah-freaking-dorable! With Halloween coming up you’ve got a Halloween costume idea 🙂
1000 Popsicle Sticks Used in an AWESOME Way:
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