Ewok Dogs, 1000 Popsicle Sticks & Facebook Statuses

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LIKEable Statuses for every occasion…

Funny Facebook Status Updates:

  • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them? (From our ridiculously funny: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Appearances aren’t everything. It just looks like they are.
  • If George Washington never told a lie, how did he get to be president?
  • Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
  • Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck.
  • The only time it’s cool to yell “I have diarrhea!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.
  • Schizophrenia is not a laughing matter. Yes, it is.
  • Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set!
  • I don’t need a brain… I have a little thing called “Google”
  • “Mommmmmm, can I”….”NO!”….”Dadddddd, can I”…”Yeah sure, whatever”
  • B.R.B. = [B]ath [R]oom [B]reak
  • I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face. (197+Likes in 15 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress.
  • I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
  • It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.
  • You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
  • Problem with girls; they love someone too much. Problem with boys; they let go too easily.
  • So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
  • Before I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen.
  • Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.

11,001+ Funny Status Updates…

Ewok Doggies:

Ewok Doggies

Ah-freaking-dorable! With Halloween coming up you’ve got a Halloween costume idea 🙂 

1000 Popsicle Sticks Used in an AWESOME Way:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrwG0dNhDE[/youtube]

How EPIC Was that? Post that one on your Facebook wall to get tons of comments & LIKES!

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