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Laughable Facebook Status Updates:
- That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there’s someone inside.
- I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I’m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
- I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It’s people I don’t trust.
- Not sure if I’m hungry or if I can’t think of anything better to do than eat.
- The term “YOLO” was actually created by intelligent people to help kill off all the idiots.
- Thanks for constantly inviting me to your event that I will never ever go to.
- I left all my craps to give at home today.
- Due to tonight’s lack of sleep, tomorrow is canceled.
- Wednesday: Because Monday didn’t kill you.
- Who do I speak to about quitting adulthood?
- Like this if you sleep better in a cold room.
- Yes, I’ve made mistakes. Life doesn’t come with instructions.
- Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
- Your smile makes me smile.
- These days losing your phone is like losing your life.
- I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.
- Relationships would be great if it wasn’t for all those feelings.
- I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
- When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include “being awesome at everything.”
- Auto correct can go straight to He’ll
- “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” – Johnny Carson.
Worlds Largest Liger…
That’s a biggun. How would you like to be that girl sitting right next to it?!?! Don’t be scurrreedd!
Dog Plays Dead To Avoid Bath Time:
LOL, that’s one smart pup right there!