Funny Noise Cat, That Moment When, and Top 20 Facebook Statuses

This week on FB…

Top 20 Facebook Status Updates:

  1. Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it.
  2. Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6… Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.
  3. I will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing.
  4. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
  5. No regrets. Just lessons learned.
  6. I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.
  7. I just stopped believing today, Journey is going to be so pissed off at me.
  8. The five stages of Tuesday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine.
  9. Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.
  10. Cat Hair is Lonely People Glitter.
  11. You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.
  12. Screw you “recommended serving size”. You don’t know me!
  13. You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.
  14. When you’re happy you enjoy the music.. But, when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.
  15. I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
  16. I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
  17. Stomach: oh you’re taking a test in class and its dead silent? here let me play the song of my people.
  18. What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume at the same time?
  19. Back in my day … we didn’t screenshot, we put ’em on 3 way and muted the phone.
  20. If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

You can relate to this…

that awkward moment when

Everyone has had that moment at least once in their life 🙂

Cat Makes Funny Noises While Eating:

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