Make your virtual holiday fun, with these…
Labor Day Status Updates:
- The best kind of stomach ache: when your friends make you laugh way too hard. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings)
- Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day.It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Happy Labor Day. Now PUSH!!!!!
- There should be a rule for how many self-shots a person can post on Facebook per week.
- I think Labor day is actually making me lazier. I just looked at my mouse and sighed in disappointment.
- How to save the world: 1. Make a document named “The World” 2. Save the document.
- “I had a barbeque stain on my white t-shirt. She was killing me in that miniskirt, Skippin’ rocks on the river by the railroad tracks.” – Tim McGraw
- I dream about a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people.
- The quietest people have the most on their minds.
- Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, “This one time I ate a salad…”
- If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.
- What do you usually do on Labor Day?As little as possible, just like every day!
- “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
- You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
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