Make Monday suck a little less, share one of these..
20 Crazy Facebook Statuses:
- Valentine’s Day is next week, so if you have a crush on someone, make sure you hurry up and keep it a secret forever so you never get hurt.
- Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
- I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
- School is an endless cycle of “i just need to make it through this week” every week.
- Dads only get asked one question: “Where’s mom?”
- I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
- Just ate one serving of chips. 15 times in a row. Twice.
- That awkward moment when you’re trying not to look when someone is staring at you.
- I can dance for hours, but after two minutes of running, I’m practically dying.
- I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one!
- Whenever the brain and the heart fight it’s always the liver that suffers.
- If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
- I consider myself a pretty chill person. Until that moment I think a bug is crawling on me.
- My greatest accomplishment today is keeping my mouth shut.
- When a female asks, what are you thinking? That’s a trick question. Shut up and ask her how she got so beautiful.
- Ed Sheeran songs either make you want to cry or fall in love. There’s no in between.
- Guy on plane : So, where are you going to?
Me : I’m guessing it’s the same place you’re going.
- Congrats to Sam, the most talented child from Will and Jada’s family.
- Obama need a Grammy for those gas prices.
- Your outdated references make me want to shoop.
Kid Forgets How To Slide…
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