Cat Puts Baby to Sleep, Escape Attempt, & EPIC Statuses

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EPIC Status Updates:

  1. Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
  2. Tuesdays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it’s oatmeal raisin.
  3. That awkward moment when your friends are singing “happy birthday to you” and you don’t know where to look.
  4. I stay up late for no reason at all.
  5. If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me
  6. At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it’s contents.
  7. Beer is like sex. When it’s good it’s good…when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
  8. I sing too much for someone who can’t sing.
  9. “Hey, there’s food on the ground. Let’s go.” “No way, it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet.” -germs
  10. Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
  11. Me after 15 seconds of studying: I just can’t do this anymore
  12. *closes Facebook*
    *opens up Instagram*
    *scrolls*
    *scrolls*
    *closes Instagram*
    *opens up Facebook*
  13. I can’t wait for warm summer nights.
  14. I’m depressed. I need to buy something I don’t need.
  15. My girlfriend threw the milk away just because it was expired. Like we’re millionaires or something.
  16. When I watch MTV cribs I don’t feel bad about downloading music illegally.
  17. I think I’ve fallen in hate with you.
  18. Scrapbook: The Amish version of Facebook.
  19. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
  20. I guess CVS is going green. Tonight’s receipt for cough drops was only 27 inches long.

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Puppies Mount a Valiant Attempt at Escape:

Adorable Puppies attempt to escape.

Soooooo cute! They probably fell asleep seconds later.

Cat Soothes a Crying Little Baby to Sleep:

Nature knows best!

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