These will get you more LIKEs, guaranteed…
EPIC Status Updates:
- Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
- Tuesdays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it’s oatmeal raisin.
- That awkward moment when your friends are singing “happy birthday to you” and you don’t know where to look.
- I stay up late for no reason at all.
- If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me
- At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it’s contents.
- Beer is like sex. When it’s good it’s good…when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
- I sing too much for someone who can’t sing.
- “Hey, there’s food on the ground. Let’s go.” “No way, it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet.” -germs
- Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
- Me after 15 seconds of studying: I just can’t do this anymore
- *closes Facebook*
*opens up Instagram*
*opens up Facebook*
- I can’t wait for warm summer nights.
- I’m depressed. I need to buy something I don’t need.
- My girlfriend threw the milk away just because it was expired. Like we’re millionaires or something.
- When I watch MTV cribs I don’t feel bad about downloading music illegally.
- I think I’ve fallen in hate with you.
- Scrapbook: The Amish version of Facebook.
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- I guess CVS is going green. Tonight’s receipt for cough drops was only 27 inches long.
Puppies Mount a Valiant Attempt at Escape:
Soooooo cute! They probably fell asleep seconds later.
Cat Soothes a Crying Little Baby to Sleep:
Nature knows best!