Step your Facebook game up, share these…
Cool Status Posts:
- PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn’t sell air.
- My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
- Not sure about you, but when someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
- Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
- “I tolerate you better than I do anyone else” is the new “I love you.”
- Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you’d like to continue unprotected….
- How can we have world peace, when we can’t have Coke and Pepsi in the same building?
- Just go ahead and judge me. I wouldn’t want you walking a mile in my pretty shoes and stretching them out with your fat feet.
- Oh, you lost your phone and it’s on silent? That’s too bad. If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it.
- Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
- Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
- I look back at some of the stupidest stuff we’ve done and think, this is why we’re best friends.
- My printer’s out of ink. Time to buy a new printer. Seriously it’s cheaper.
- Things I regret. That’s what I want to do tonight.
- Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
- Texting while lonely can be just as dangerous as texting while drunk.
- Scary things women say to men: 1. Where are you? 2. We need to talk. 3. Let me see your phone!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabBITCH.
- Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
- One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
The ULTIMATE Wolf Puppy:
That my friends, is a miniature badass in the making. And, if you knew what was good for you, you’d share this post!
ORCA Whales Chase Speed Boat:
Lets take care of our Oceans, people! The intelligence that lays in the deep blue sea is much more than we could ever imagine.