Orca Chase, Wolf Puppy, and Cool Status Posts

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Cool Status Posts:

  1. PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn’t sell air.
  2. My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
  3. Not sure about you, but when someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
  4. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
  5. “I tolerate you better than I do anyone else” is the new “I love you.”
  6. Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you’d like to continue unprotected….
  7. How can we have world peace, when we can’t have Coke and Pepsi in the same building?
  8. Just go ahead and judge me. I wouldn’t want you walking a mile in my pretty shoes and stretching them out with your fat feet.
  9. Oh, you lost your phone and it’s on silent? That’s too bad. If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it.
  10. Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
  11. Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
  12. I look back at some of the stupidest stuff we’ve done and think, this is why we’re best friends.
  13. My printer’s out of ink. Time to buy a new printer. Seriously it’s cheaper.
  14. Things I regret. That’s what I want to do tonight.
  15. Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
  16. Texting while lonely can be just as dangerous as texting while drunk.
  17. Scary things women say to men: 1. Where are you? 2. We need to talk. 3. Let me see your phone!
  18. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabBITCH.
  19. Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
  20. One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.

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The ULTIMATE Wolf Puppy:

wolf puppy

That my friends, is a miniature badass in the making. And, if you knew what was good for you, you’d share this post!

ORCA Whales Chase Speed Boat:

Lets take care of our Oceans, people! The intelligence that lays in the deep blue sea is much more than we could ever imagine.

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