Carlton, Incredible Dog Escape, and Laughable Statuses

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20 Laughable Facebook Statuses:

  1. Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t.
  2. I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt.
  3. Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
  4. Time goes by fast when you’re avoiding homework.
  5. How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
  6. Don’t be silly Netflix, I will always watch the next episode.
  7. I will never outgrow chocolate milk.
  8. That awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea what you just read.
  9. I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.
  10. Apparently I’d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
  11. Waiting for my ship to come in…unfortunately I’ll probably be at the airport when it happens!
  12. If I ever get summoned for jury duty, I plan on appearing in the courtroom in a puff of smoke and yelling “WHO SUMMONED ME?”
  13. I haven’t been pantsed since the fourth grade, but it doesn’t mean I’m about to let my guard down now.
  14. If you want proof that one person can make a difference, punch a stranger in the face.
  15. If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
  16. I make unnecessary sounds when I’m bored.
  17. Like this for no reason.
  18. Duck You Autocorrect!
  19. I’ve seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad.
  20. Houston I have so many problems.

Yesterdays Status Updates…

Ladies & Gentlemen, Carlton…

It’s not unusual to find him in odd places 😉

Incredible Dog Escape Caught On Video…

OK, that is just insane! What an incredible escape artist 🙂 Thank goodness for hidden cameras to witness such incredible feats of animal ingenuity.

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