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20 Laughable Facebook Statuses:
- Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t.
- I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt.
- Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
- Time goes by fast when you’re avoiding homework.
- How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
- Don’t be silly Netflix, I will always watch the next episode.
- I will never outgrow chocolate milk.
- That awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea what you just read.
- I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.
- Apparently I’d rather debate in my mind whether or not to get up and pee than sleep.
- Waiting for my ship to come in…unfortunately I’ll probably be at the airport when it happens!
- If I ever get summoned for jury duty, I plan on appearing in the courtroom in a puff of smoke and yelling “WHO SUMMONED ME?”
- I haven’t been pantsed since the fourth grade, but it doesn’t mean I’m about to let my guard down now.
- If you want proof that one person can make a difference, punch a stranger in the face.
- If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
- I make unnecessary sounds when I’m bored.
- Like this for no reason.
- Duck You Autocorrect!
- I’ve seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad.
- Houston I have so many problems.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Carlton…
It’s not unusual to find him in odd places 😉
Incredible Dog Escape Caught On Video…
OK, that is just insane! What an incredible escape artist 🙂 Thank goodness for hidden cameras to witness such incredible feats of animal ingenuity.