Choo Choo Train, Veggie Plate, & 20 Best Statuses

Get more likes, with these…

20 of the Best Facebook Statuses:

  1. Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
  2. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.
  3. Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let’s try to leave better kids for our planet.
  4. Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
  5. Even if oil prices go down, I’m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor’s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he’s an asshole.
  6. My dad just gave me a toilet plunger as a house warming gift. Dads, they’re always helpin you with shit 🙂
  7. You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
  8. That awesome moment when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.
  9. Walking through an office building with a box of donuts is like walking through a maximum security prison in lingerie.
  10. I installed a stripper pole outside my house. Haven’t caught one yet.
  11. WHAT IF PEOPLE USED CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING THEN USED LOWERCASE FOR EMPHASIS, THAT WOULD BE really weird.
  12. The awkward moment when you don’t know whether or not you should hug the person you’re saying goodbye to.
  13. Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
  14. I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is “love,” but it’s actually “floor”
  15. Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re the patients.
  16. Sometimes I text my mom just because the thought of her staring puzzled at her phone trying to find her texts is difficult to resist.
  17. Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like
  18. Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?
  19. You say stalking. I say protecting you with binoculars.
  20. Oh I get it, Donald Trump is Biff from Back to the Future 2.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

EPIC Veggie Plate to get a kid to eat his veggies:

 

How cool is that?!?! It’s so cool that I’m not sure I could eat it! Share this epic veggie plate with your FB friends for instant likes and share. (source: imgur)

Little Girl is AMPed on the Train:

Can’t remember the last time I was that excited about anything! Must… share… the cuteness 🙂

Lots more status updates, funny pictures, and videos… On our Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.