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20 of the Best Facebook Statuses:
- Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
- I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.
- Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let’s try to leave better kids for our planet.
- Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
- Even if oil prices go down, I’m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor’s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he’s an asshole.
- My dad just gave me a toilet plunger as a house warming gift. Dads, they’re always helpin you with shit 🙂
- You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
- That awesome moment when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.
- Walking through an office building with a box of donuts is like walking through a maximum security prison in lingerie.
- I installed a stripper pole outside my house. Haven’t caught one yet.
- WHAT IF PEOPLE USED CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING THEN USED LOWERCASE FOR EMPHASIS, THAT WOULD BE really weird.
- The awkward moment when you don’t know whether or not you should hug the person you’re saying goodbye to.
- Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
- I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is “love,” but it’s actually “floor”
- Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re the patients.
- Sometimes I text my mom just because the thought of her staring puzzled at her phone trying to find her texts is difficult to resist.
- Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like
- Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?
- You say stalking. I say protecting you with binoculars.
- Oh I get it, Donald Trump is Biff from Back to the Future 2.
EPIC Veggie Plate to get a kid to eat his veggies:
How cool is that?!?! It’s so cool that I’m not sure I could eat it! Share this epic veggie plate with your FB friends for instant likes and share. (source: imgur)
Little Girl is AMPed on the Train:
Can’t remember the last time I was that excited about anything! Must… share… the cuteness 🙂