Another Witty Wednesday

Happy Hump Day!  Make this Wednesday count by posting these…

Funny Statuses for Facebook:

  • The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • In my day, we had My Space too. And it extended five feet in every direction.
  • If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
  • Sign at the Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’re in the right place.”
  • I really need a diet plan that will take my breadth away.
  • Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.  ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
  • Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it takes a dump on your head.
  • Why is Wednesday called “Hump Day” when most people get laid on the weekends?
  • Prove that lightning isn’t wizards fighting. You can’t.
  • I am logged in, therefore I am.
  • I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
  • One tragic typo, and the weasel goes poop. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

Epic Pic of the Day:

Resident badass catches a flying baseball bat one handed...without spilling his beer

Resident badass catches a flying baseball bat one handed…without spilling his beer

Hilarious Video to Post:

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Hah!  Post that on your Facebool wall and pose this question: What would you do if that happened to you? The responses you get are priceless.

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