Funny Status Updates for Every Occasion

Easy ways to make your Facebook Friends chuckle, simply post these…

Funny Statuses:

  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • Whenever I go near a bank, I get withdrawal symptoms.
  • I wish there was a place I could go to collect all the wonderful things people are giving up for Lent.
  • I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.
  • The Boss; “I like what you’ve done here, Smith. That’s why I’ll be taking credit for it.”
  • Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
  • I have no problem keeping secrets. It’s the people I tell…
  • The dumbest people I know in real life think they are philosophers like plato or aristotle on facebook
  • It is better to have loved and lost, than to have stayed married to a jerk for the rest of your life.
  • If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.

Bonus (serious) Status: Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these.

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Funny Picture to Post:

Rat Tail Haircut IRL

Epic Rat Tail FTW

Cool Video to Post:


Dunk gone bad!  Wait till your FB Friends see that one.

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