Monday Sucks, make it better share one of these..
20 Awesome Facebook Statuses:
- Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.
- My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
- Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
- I think stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills.
- Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
- One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together.
- I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older. I WAS WRONG!!!
- Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
- I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations.
- Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
- Some people are just like CLOUDS. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
- Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
- Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
- Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way.
- Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.
- Whens someone says you’ve changed, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
- I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
- My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
- If you didn’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over again?
- Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Don’t Poke Anacondas With a Small Stick:
He’s so lucky he is uploading the video and not the snake.
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