Anaconda Attack, Kitchen, & 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses

Monday Sucks, make it better share one of these..

20 Awesome Facebook Statuses:

1. Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t.
2. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
3. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
4. I think stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills.
5. Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
6. One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together.
7. I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older. I WAS WRONG!!!
8. Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
9. I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations.
10. Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
11. Some people are just like CLOUDS. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
12. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
13. Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
14. Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way.
15. Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.
16. Whens someone says you’ve changed, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
17. I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
18. My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
19. If you didn’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over again?
20. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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Don’t Poke Anacondas With a Small Stick:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8O2xI1qV4[/youtube]

He’s so lucky he is uploading the video and not the snake.