Funny Easter Status Updates – 2015 Edition

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Funny Easter Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. Those who shimmy onto the LIKE button will get more chocolate from the Easter bunny this year, just saying…
  2. Who’s the easter bunny’s favorite actor?
    Rabbit De Niro
  3. Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbor was at the door with some whiny story about his kid’s missing pet.
  4. Easter holiday hasn’t even ended yet and I’m already looking forward to summer.
  5. Here’s to the Communion wafer for being the only thing I’ll eat on Easter that’s not covered in chocolate.
  6. And then Jesus said, “when I come back in three days, I better not see any eggs. I don’t care what you do – hide’em, paint’em, just get rid of them.”
  7. I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
  8. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  9. I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.
  10. I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.
  11. I wish the realization of our happy thoughts multiplied like rabbits.
  12. Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
  13. If you care about your weight and health during the Easter you should only eat the white part of the Cadbury creme eggs.
  14. The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.
  15. I love Easter. Any holiday which starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be bad at all.
  16. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
  17. Believing in the easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. And, this is what we try to convince our kids to believe in 🙂
  18. Happy Easter to everybunny!
  19. Have a eggcellent Easter weekend everyone.
  20. Anyone else eggcited for Easter?

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I dunno about you, but I personally thought they were eggcited to meet him? 🙂  Feel free to like/share if you enjoyed.

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