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Congratulations to the Chicago BlackHawks for taking the Stanley Cup home!
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- I fight evil wherever it may be….except in dark, scary places.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
- The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning.
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- No, I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition.
Don’t judge a book by its movie.
I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.