Mid Wizzeak Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

Anybody a Grandma’s Boy Fan?  I can’t get enough of that movie, especially this clip!  One of of my all-time favorites.  Another one of my favorites is from Billy Madison.  Always a good one to drop on your buddies when they say something stupid 🙂   Two classic movies there!  Anyway here are your funny status updates for Facebook today…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.
  • God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
  • A psychiatrist is a highly paid baggage handler.
  • Do it tomorrow. You’ve made enough mistakes for today.
  • You’re old when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
  • Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
  • Don’t drink water – fish have sex in it.
  • Why is in that in America they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Sign seen in a bar: “Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
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And that is why you don’t sneak up on Hippos!
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