Weekend Wrap – Up

Finally, the weekend is here!  Summer is right around the corner and I couldn’t be more ecstatic.  Hope everyone has a safe & fun weekend.  Enjoy todays updates, join our Facebook fan page, download our hot *NEW*  ♡ iPhone/iPod touch app ♡ for tons of more hilarious content.  Here is the always popular weekend wrap up…

Funny Status Updates:

  • The car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.
  • Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
    The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
  • I no longer wish to share this nation’s roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience.
  • My wife says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
  • Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”
  • I’d rather be late in this world than early in the next.
  • Assumption: the first sign of impending disaster.
  • With all the deductions from my paycheck, my take-home pay barely survives the trip.
  • Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.
  • How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
  • Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Funny Picture to Post:

Funny Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MbzKnB-XkY[/youtube]

That’s funny, I feel like that sometimes after a long week @ work 🙂  how about this funny video…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9qZzO2UOg[/youtube]

Hahah, poor kid!  Alright folks, that is it for this week.  Catch you on Monday for more funny status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your profile/wall/notes/etc.   If you can’t wait until Monday join our Facebook Fan Page or download our iPhone app.  Have a safe weekend and cya Monday!