Finally, the weekend is here! Summer is right around the corner and I couldn’t be more ecstatic. Hope everyone has a safe & fun weekend. Enjoy todays updates, join our Facebook fan page, download our hot *NEW* ♡ iPhone/iPod touch app ♡ for tons of more hilarious content. Here is the always popular weekend wrap up…
Funny Status Updates:
- Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. - I no longer wish to share this nation’s roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- My wife says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
- Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”
- I’d rather be late in this world than early in the next.
- Assumption: the first sign of impending disaster.
- Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
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Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Funny Video to Post:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MbzKnB-XkY[/youtube]
That’s funny, I feel like that sometimes after a long week @ work 🙂 how about this funny video…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9qZzO2UOg[/youtube]
Hahah, poor kid! Alright folks, that is it for this week. Catch you on Monday for more funny status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your profile/wall/notes/etc. If you can’t wait until Monday join our Facebook Fan Page or download our iPhone app. Have a safe weekend and cya Monday!