Da Bears! Happy Tuesday to you folks. Laugh your way through this Tuesday with these funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to your Facebook…
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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
We are what we eat! – mmm, nuts!
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- I hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And Thursdays. I hate schooldays.
- I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your undies.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won’t answer anything. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any.
- Have you stayed at the new luxury hotel in town? It’s a site for soirees.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our red-headed stepchild of a twitter account.)
“Food for thought” seems like a pretty good deal.
Funny Picture to Post:
Silly fox thinks he is a hunter!
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