Wednesday is here means the weekend is near! Yuk’ it up with these funny things to post to your fb…
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- I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I’m weirded out that he speaks English.
- When discussing geology and erosion, I often get sedimental and break down.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- Just put my ear plugs on and had a near deaf experience.
- Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
- If you ever want to make God laugh, just tell him your plans…. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I didn’t open his bill.
- BEWARE: Today is Ask a Stupid Question Day. If you work in IT or customer service, you won’t notice a change.
- If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
- My chiropractor schedules his appointments back-to-back.
- Pray for those who persecute you. Also, file a police report, obtain a restraining order, and press charges.
- IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got. (From @FreeFunnyStuff our twitter account.)
- Your mama’s so fat she faces an increased risk of heart disease and type II diabetes.
The road to failure is the path of least persistence.
Funny Picture to Post:
Silly cat thinks he is all big and bad! Continuing on today’s cat theme…
Funny Video to Post:
That is one angry cat! Hopefully your Wednesday isn’t as bad as his, haha!! You probably know some sourpuss that you can throw that on their Facebook wall. Anyhow, enjoy the rest of your Wednesday we will see you back here tomorrow for more funny stuff to post to your Facebook. If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Make sure to stop by tomorrow for more hilarious content.