Happy Monday To You…

Welcome back friends!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend.  Laugh your way through Monday with these funny things you can post to your Facebook account…

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending…
  • People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior.
  • Rmbr – dooont fbook whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s.
  • There is an official UN appointee for First Contact should aliens arrive. I can’t believe I didn’t get that job.
  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
  • I like really dark movie theaters. That way, I don’t have to buy my own popcorn.
  • Sometimes, I think the only thing in the grocery store that’s not fat-free is me.
  • Filling out a job application. Under ‘Military Experience’ I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.
  • Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes.
  • Good friends make the world go round, but good tequila makes the room go round. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • If it ain’t broke, don’t let me any.where.near.it.
  • They arrested the bartender for taking liquor home. I believe the official charge was emboozlement. (By way of @FreeFunnyStuff our red-headed stepchild of a twitter account.)

He who laughs last might just be in a different time zone.

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If you think your day is bad, think about that!  hahahahha Enjoy your Monday folks, cya tomorrow!!! Check back tomorrow for more hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos to post to your Facebook or Twitter.  Get more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.