Aloha! Hope your Tuesday is going swell. Make your friends laugh with these…
10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy.
- If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.
- “I am Santa Claus.” “No you’re not.” “Yes I am.” “Ok.” – Miracle on 34th Street in status update form.
- Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
- I always yell “Cut!” after I drop the soap in the shower because there’s usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out.
- Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I’m glad most of us went with “perverted idiot”.
- Don’t forget how much dust you’re inhaling all the time everywhere.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child…she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
We reserve the right to arm bears. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Funny Picture to Post:
How awesome is that? Someone needs to knit me one of these pronto!
Funny Video to Post:
Ladies and gentlemen… the flying doggie.