10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook

Aloha!  Hope your Tuesday is going swell. Make your friends laugh with these…

10 Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  2. Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy.
  3. If you’re a douchebag, it’s so easy to find the right hat.
  4. “I am Santa Claus.” “No you’re not.” “Yes I am.” “Ok.” – Miracle on 34th Street in status update form.
  5. Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
  6. I always yell “Cut!” after I drop the soap in the shower because there’s usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out.
  7. Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I’m glad most of us went with “perverted idiot”.
  8. Don’t forget how much dust you’re inhaling all the time everywhere.
  9. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child…she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
  10. We reserve the right to arm bears. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

How awesome is that?  Someone needs to knit me one of these pronto!

Funny Video to Post:


Ladies and gentlemen… the flying doggie.

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