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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
- My phone changed ‘loud’ to ‘logs’ so I “laughed out logs” at a friend’s joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?
- I couldn’t care less, but I’m working on it.
- Getting older is a walk in the park… where no one picks up after the dogs.
- Is there a national do not call list for friends and family yet? ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for more daily Funny Status Updates)
- You’re old when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
- Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.
- Misery doesn’t love company… Nowadays, it insists on it.
- Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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