Happy Monday to You!

Welcome back friends!  Hope you had an excellent weekend.  Did you get lots of feedback on your Cartoon Profile Pic?  Don’t forget to change it back to normal today!  Meanwhile make your friends laugh with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • The depressing thing about tennis is that you’ll never be as good as a wall.
  • Today’s subliminal message is: ( )
  • I’m going to protect my statuses on Christmas this year so Santa can’t “know when I’m not sleeping or know when I’m awake.” Take that!
  • If someone calls you a freak just thank them. Nothing throws people off like a proud, polite freak.
  • They should rename Microsoft Internet Explorer to Microsoft Firefox Downloader.
  • It’s amazing how few people list “The Hospital” as their emergency contact.
  • I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.

  • I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
  • It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)

  • Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
  • The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Facebook is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 500 million users by New Year’s. Coincidence? No.
  • They’re closing in on the wikileaks guy, but not osama bin laden. That’s really all you need to know.

  • If Interpol ever finds Julian Assange, they should make him their bass player.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Funny Picture to Post:

Facebook cartoon character campaign suddenly ends child abuse – Ahhh, so all of our efforts were successful!  Excellent!

Funny Video to Post:


Awesome wheelie dude!

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