Funny Status

Humpy day is nearly finished.  It’s again almost the weekend!  How awesome.  Unless you are one of those the glass is half empty sort of people.  Then well, you still have 2 days of work or school.  Here are your daily clever facebook status updates: This day in 1875, Billy the Kid was arrested for […]

Welcome to the suck.  It is Monday.  More likely known as a school or work day.  However, if you know how to waste time like I do.  Then you know that everyday is a Facebook day. Here is your daily status updates you lovely people: Are you a Coffee or Tea person? The movie Benjamin […]

Hey folks, you made it through another crazy work week.  Or if you are a youngin’  you made it through a school week.  Either way it’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m bout to have me some fun! Here are your Freaky Friday Funny Status Updates: You don’t need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he […]

Good news is, the week is almost over!  Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy: What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head! “And will you succeed?  Yes indeed, yes indeed!  Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.” – Dr. Seuess […]