Just Thirsty Thursdays with the Funny Facebook Status Website!

Good news is, the week is almost over!  Even better, here are some hilarious, witty, and clever facebook status updates for you to enjoy:

  • What happened to the good ole days… Like when Britney Spears would shave her head!
  • “And will you succeed?  Yes indeed, yes indeed!  Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed.” – Dr. Seuess
  • Woke up late at about noon…
  • Why so…
  • “I haven’t failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” -Thomas Edison

I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Video of the day, “Facebook in Reality”:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs[/youtube]

Website of the day:

http://retrojunk.com/