Hope your Taco Tuesday is going excellent. Ours is. Here are some funny facebook status updates to rock your tacos off.. Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Charoo. “I want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details.” -Albert Einstein If I were you then you’d be me and you would have to work this stupid job. […]
Funny Friday Facebook Status Updates
Today is often referred to as Funny Friday or Fiesta Friday depending on what office you work in. Due to the nature of our funny / witty / clever status updates we give you the following gems: Is it wrong that I find Home Alone the greatest movie of all time? Late one night a […]
Facebook Status Updates
American (NFL) Football is Officially BACK! Top 5 Status Updates of the Day: I wonder if Shawn Merriman performed the lights out after the incident? Da Bears! Halloween is coming… and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it. Little known fact, Arnold Palmer (the […]
Funny Facebook Status Update Duex
What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates? Monday = suck. I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist? iPhone Home. I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named […]
Facebook Usernames
As Facebook becomes more and more Twitter-like. They added the bonus feature of being able to have a Username. With your beautiful new facebook username you can pick a unique 5+letter handle that will supposedly make it easier for ppl to find you. So next time your at a bar you can tell someone to […]
Hump day status updates.
Funny Facebook Status Updates Anyone? Ah, you there! You say you’d like some… Well here ya go little guy: I’m never drinking again…. And this time I mean it. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It’s really scary what you can find in your belly button. It’s time like these […]