Funny Facebook Status Update Duex

What’s it going to be today… how about these hilarious funny facebook status updates?

  • Monday = suck.
  • I wonder if ET feels really stupid now that cell phones exist?  iPhone Home.
  • I had a dream last night that MLK was having a dream but, instead of civil rights the dream was about a dinosaur named Samsonite.
  • Selling oranges on the side of the road.  Tough economic times call for interesting jobs.
  • Is there any movie/TV-show Hollywood hasn’t remade yet?
  • Who farted?

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