Funny Friday Facebook Status Updates

Today is often referred to as Funny Friday or Fiesta Friday depending on what office you work in.

Due to the nature of our funny / witty / clever status updates we give you the following gems:

  • Is it wrong that I find Home Alone the greatest movie of all time?
  • Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”
  • Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.  No seriously, I don’t care about jimmy nor his corn.
  • My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin’, I was gettin’ younger… all alone.
  • Beefy.

Funny Friday Image:

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Stop by tomorrow for more comedic facebook gold.