Today is often referred to as Funny Friday or Fiesta Friday depending on what office you work in.
Due to the nature of our funny / witty / clever status updates we give you the following gems:
- Is it wrong that I find Home Alone the greatest movie of all time?
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”
- Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care. No seriously, I don’t care about jimmy nor his corn.
- My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin’, I was gettin’ younger… all alone.
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